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Wednesday, 29 November 2006
Secert Iraqi Memo Leaked
Iraq's National Security Advisor Muwafaq al-Rubaie

We returned from Washington convinced we need to determine if President Bush is both willing and able to rise above the neoconservative agenda being promoted by others in his party. Do we and President Bush share the same vision for Iraq? If so, is he able to curb those who seek US hegemony? The answers to these questions are key in determining whether we have the right strategy in Iraq.

Bush reiterated a vision of Shia, Sunni, and Kurdish partnership, and in my one-on-one meeting with him, he impressed me as a leader who wanted to be strong but was having difficulty figuring out how to do so. Bush pointed to incidents, such as increase in forces and the lifting of the blockade of Sadr City to demonstrate his even hand. Perhaps because he is frustrated over his limited ability to make progress against terrorists and insurgents, Bush has been trying to show strength by standing up to the Democrats. Hence the public spats with us over benchmarks and the Sadr City roadblocks.

Despite Bush’s reassuring words, repeated reports from our ambassador contributed to our concerns about Bush’s government ...

While there does seem to be an aggressive push to consolidate US policy and influence, it is less clear whether Bush is a witting participant. The information he receives is undoubtedly skewed by his small circle of advisers, coloring his actions and interpretation of reality. His intentions seem good when he talks with Iraqis, and sensitive reporting suggests he is trying to stand up to the neoconservatives and force positive change. But the reality on the streets of Baghdad suggests Bush is either ignorant of what is going on, misrepresenting his intentions, or that his capabilities are not yet sufficient to turn his good intentions into action.


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Tuesday, 28 November 2006
Leaders Meet To Discuss Irrelevancy
US President George W. Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki will meet in Amman, Jordan to discuss which of them is more irrelevant to the resolution of the civil war in Iraq. Tony Snow insisted that the President remains relevant, although he could offer no evidence to support the claim. The Prime Minister remained in the Green Zone, but promised that he would be able to emerge and fly to Jordan someday.

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Thursday, 23 November 2006
Cheney -- Thelma and Louising It

Administration officials denied today that Vice President Cheney was in Iraq. "As far as we know, he isn't in Baghdad," said spokesmen for the State Department, the Vice President's office, and the White House in a chorus.

Is he in Basra?

"As far as we know, he isn't in Basra."

 Is he in Kirkuk?

 "As far as we know, he isn't in Kirkuk."

Is he in Tal Afar?"

"As far as we know, he isn't in Baghdad."

Where is he?

"In fact, we don't know where the Vice President is at the moment. All he will say is that he is in an undisclosed location."

Does that mean the Vice President is hiding?

"We wouldn't put it that way. He told the President to count backward from one thousand, and there has been some dispute about the accuracy of the countdown. Technically, we can't begin looking for him until the count has been verified. And it would not be accurate to say that he is hiding until we can start searching."

Is it fair to say that the Vice President is Thelma and Louising it?

"You would have to ask Secretary Rumsfeld that." 

 Where is Secretary Rumsfeld?

"He's squarely behind the troops."

 So, he's in hiding?

"That would be your characterization. We prefer to think of it as blending in." 


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Wednesday, 5 October 2005
"Burns and Allen" -- Three Walls Do Not A Variety Show Make
The extraordinarily inventive format that "The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show" presented in its run from 1950 to 1958 represents an achievement in creative television that has not been equaled, let alone surpassed, in the years since by any situation comedy. Only "Seinfeld" has had the boldness and insight necessary to utilize even a portion of the range of story-telling techniques presented by B&A's flexible format. While B&A shared with "I Love Lucy" the conceit of a married couple whose fictional and real lives were intertwined for the purposes of the comedic situation, B&A went far beyond "Lucy" by transforming the illusion into a formal device through which the viewers became confidential participants, insiders. The proscenium arch through which the viewers entered the sets, and they were clearly and unabashedly sets, that represented the homes of George and Gracie and their neighbors Blanche and Harry Morton, framed the action and defined it as a fiction, echoing the television screen itself, but it also gave a sense of immediacy to the actors, as though the viewers were present in the theater itself while the show was being filmed. It is this sense of presence, or participation, that transmuted the visibly artificial world of the sets into a reality that included the viewers. They became collaborators. In an era of live television drama and variety, this produced a show that had the sureness of foot of the filmed comedy but the seeming spontaneity of live television.

The sense of reality was further heightened by the solicitations of the actors, George in particular, of the viewers, who were become, in effect, the studio audience, to converse. George would step out of the play, directly addressing the viewers, breaking the barrier of the fourth wall, not only discussing the action that had preceded, but spying on the action as it continued in his absence, sometimes through the magic of a television set. The medium became indistinguishable from its content. With this peculiarly obtained knowledge of the play's events, of which he, as one of the characters in the play would ordinarily have been ignorant, he could plot with the audience to affect the outcome of the play. In these moments, George took on both the role of spectator and creator. Frequently he carried this familiarity back into the play, giving knowing glances to the viewers, saying that the bond that had been established was not broken. The viewers became spies upon the other players. They were in on the joke that George had set up.

The effect could be dazzling at times. In "Two Weeks Free Hawaiian Vacation," for instance, the conceit is extended to encompass the idea that George is making a verbatim record of the dialogue and action as the basis of a future episode of the "Burns and Allen Show." The concept of a show within a show undergoes yet another envelopment, folding in upon itself in a crazy confusion of artifices, until the author himself gives the thing up as hopelessly incredible. There is nothing even remotely as daring until the famous breakdown of the set of "Moonlighting," Not even "Seinfeld," which deftly used the wraparound commentary of Jerry's performances to set the mood for the episodes, and which wryly incorporated not only Jerry's standup career but also the creation of the show itself into its storyline, came close to B&A's handling of the relationship of the show to its viewers, of the nature of shared illusion, of the interchange of real and fictional events and characters in a completely manufactured setting.

All of this was not so much profound and inspired as a natural expression of the material, Gracie's infamous fractured logic. The format was a perfect metaphor for the strange world that Gracie built for herself and George, the world in which everything was viewed from her cockeyed perspective. There was always a lunatic rationality about her speech that the equally lunatic format allowed her to turn into a insanely balanced plot. Things always worked out, even though her view of the causes and effects was often both backwards and inverted. The viewers, having been admitted to that oddly shifting world of multiple realities, felt oddly comfortable with Gracie's anti-logic, which leapt spectacularly from one precipitous conclusion to another. Like an acrobat who exaggerates her danger and imaginary lack of balance, Gracie would seem from moment to moment to be only the point of knocking over the delicate pyramid of chairs on which she balanced, and yet she always gracefully escaped with a sweeping final bow of illogic.

In the aforementioned "Hawaiian Vacation," Gracie learns that her married wardrobe mistress from the show, Jane Adams, has won two tickets to Hawaii. Jane wistfully observes that Hawaii is the perfect place for a honeymoon, and observes what a shame it is that she is not a newlywed. Gracie takes this simple statement to mean that she must find Jane a husband before the trip, in order to fulfill Jane's wish. Of course, the viewers have already met Jane's husband, and, in the end, after misunderstandings about George and Gracie's own marriage, an attempt to arrange for Harry von Zell to marry Jane, and the utter befuddlement of a representative of a marriage bureau, everything works out neatly as Gracie pairs Jane with her very own husband. The plot is a fair farce, and might have arisen on any competent comedy of the period, but the genesis is pure Allen; as is the torturous path by which it travels, driven both by Gracie's peculiar ability to see things slightly askew and the infinitely pliable format that conforms to her vision. Everything fits, from the out-of-plot commercial diversions, the off-stage commentaries, and the knowing winks that George darts to the audience from within the play itself, to the seemingly divine madness of Gracie's all-too literal interpretations of the idiomatic.

"Burns and Allen" stands alone as an artistic success in the realm of television comedy.

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